Showing posts with label Bernie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bernie. Show all posts

Twin Flames

Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Posted by Sim


I remember the first time I met Kelsey, Bernie's other half (the good, smart, clean, busty half). It was a bit awkward.



Bernie and Kelsey, it has been a year. A year since your twin flames united to become the butt of all out ginger jokes for 12 months. You two have been called many names, Ginger Ninjas, Fanta Pants, Fire Crotch, Clockwork Oranges, Twin Flames - but you have proven to us that even two hyper-physically characteristic people like you, can have a woving relationship for a year. Congrats dudes.

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In Which We Conclude the 2nd and Final Part of Adam H's Trilogy

Sunday, October 5, 2008
Posted by Sim

Disclaimer: Any resemblence the following comisode has to any George Lucas or Steven Spielberg projects, past or present, is purely coincidental. Viewers should be warned that by viewing this comisode, they waver all rights to sue on intellectual property rights.

The Quest to Resurrect Adam H's Character

Part Duex : Le Finale Crusade


 

 
Ok Adam H, there it is - you are now back in the series. So stop fucking crying!

This epic took so many hours which could have been spent more wisely socializing, economizing, or academizing. I promise my fan(s) that I will never attempt an epic ever again, truly this is my Last Crusade.

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In Which We Quest for Adam H's Resurrection

Friday, October 3, 2008
Posted by Sim

After reading my post Superpowers not Melamine!, my good friend Adam H felt a little bit saddened by the fact that his character had been killed off. I tried to explain to him that cartoons running as many years as Simantics require a change in characters and the status quo, or else they reach a point where they 'jump the shark'. His death was the Maude Flanders of our generation, I thought he should have felt proud. Adam H did not see it this way. He spent a very crucial BioSci 103 lecture distracting me with various sad faces and pouts until I caved and promised him that I would resurrect his character. Indeed, I am far too kind on him.

Now I'm not Jesus, and resurrections aren't my area of expertise so its going to take at least 2 episodes for me to bring Adam H back to life.


You heard the image, TO BE CONTINUED......

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Superpowers not Melamine!

Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Posted by Sim

 
Melamine is a chemical used in industrial flame retardants - obviously the milk companies that used the melamine milk were hoping to make the next generation of Chinese children fireproof, in case of a war.
I hope the kids in China drinking the Fonterra-owned melamine laced milk  get superpowers like Bernie and I, instead of becoming like Adam. 

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