I remember the first time I met Kelsey, Bernie's other half (the good, smart, clean, busty half). It was a bit awkward.



Bernie and Kelsey, it has been a year. A year since your twin flames united to become the butt of all out ginger jokes for 12 months. You two have been called many names, Ginger Ninjas, Fanta Pants, Fire Crotch, Clockwork Oranges, Twin Flames - but you have proven to us that even two hyper-physically characteristic people like you, can have a woving relationship for a year. Congrats dudes.

X-rays are dangerous, don't touch them!

Randomly drew this up while I was studying for Physics 107, now all I can think about is x-ray emitting galaxies! Damn you physics!

I was just on a blog which had an article on how to maintain a sucessful blog, and the first tip it gave hopeful bloggers was: "Update content regularly". Ofcourse as soon as I read this I thought: "Oh shit, MY BLOG", at which point I raced over to my Blogger and began writing this update of the going ons in the life of a Psychology and Biology student at the University of Auckland (the rest of this speech is in one of the sidebars --->)

Firstly my female fans shall be saddened to hear that I now have the number of the girl formerly known as Jenny. I handed her a teddy bear and a letter professing my deep crush on her, during a BioSci 103 lecture.

It went a little something like this:

lecture theatre floor.

Its now been a week and some time since I first discovered my love of making pictures out of PURE GRAPHITE. Many charcoaled stained fingers and shirts later I've come up with a few more pictures to add to my week long obsession:

Name: Adam Francis Graham Hand
Age: 19....20???? (Hes really old thats all I know)
Relation to Simmy: Huggle Buddies (Its a manly term for two manly men who hug in a manly MANner...beer, boobs, cars....Manly)
Occupation: Lives off my taxes as he receives Student Allowance and doesn't work (BASTARD)/ Student
Marital Status: Single (thats right ladies, this hunk of Adam is ready for the picking)
Music: Metal, Metal, MORE METAL
Movies: Matrix: Trilogy (Yes, he liks numbers two AND three aswell...freak), and METAL music videos
Religion: Christianity/ Metal
Turn Ons: Listening to metal music in church, women with a love of god, women with a love of metal, women who can quote metal, women who can quote scripture.
Turn Offs: Hip-hop, women who like hip-hop, emos, all races (including his own), himself (self-esteem issues?)

Do you have any religious views of your own? Diest, Agnostic, Athiest? Or did you just find this comic to be extremely offensive, and would like to start a riot outside my office? Leave a comment, and we'll talk God.

P.S Do you have any requests for historical figures, real or fictional (I'll let you decide which one Jesus was) that you would like Sim to bring to the present with his time machine? I'll be happy to oblige, extra points for famous cannibals.

Disclaimer: Any resemblence the following comisode has to any George Lucas or Steven Spielberg projects, past or present, is purely coincidental. Viewers should be warned that by viewing this comisode, they waver all rights to sue on intellectual property rights.

The Quest to Resurrect Adam H's Character

Part Duex : Le Finale Crusade

This epic took so many hours which could have been spent more wisely socializing, economizing, or academizing. I promise my fan(s) that I will never attempt an epic ever again, truly this is my Last Crusade.

After reading my post Superpowers not Melamine!, my good friend Adam H felt a little bit saddened by the fact that his character had been killed off. I tried to explain to him that cartoons running as many years as Simantics require a change in characters and the status quo, or else they reach a point where they 'jump the shark'. His death was the Maude Flanders of our generation, I thought he should have felt proud. Adam H did not see it this way. He spent a very crucial BioSci 103 lecture distracting me with various sad faces and pouts until I caved and promised him that I would resurrect his character. Indeed, I am far too kind on him.

Now I'm not Jesus, and resurrections aren't my area of expertise so its going to take at least 2 episodes for me to bring Adam H back to life.


You heard the image, TO BE CONTINUED......

I've recieved my election enrollment forms again yesterday. This was perhaps my 4th set of them (I feel a bit guilty for all the trees who had to die so I could confirm my democratic rights), and I completed them promptly.

I'm quite excited about the upcoming November elections, both in New Zealand and America. In New Zealand I'm excited about the fact that my measily opinion could dictate life as we know it in Aotearoa for the next 3 years. In America I'm excited to see what a future in a post-Bush,  post-financial-apocalypse world looks like. I am also curious to see whether the Americans are able to vote in a man whose skin color would have meant that he was no more than a lowly piece of property some 150 years ago, into the seat of the most powerful office in the world.

November 2008, should be excitement all around in a democratic kind of way. Anyone know who they are voting for yet?