Superpowers not Melamine!

Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Posted by Sim

 
Melamine is a chemical used in industrial flame retardants - obviously the milk companies that used the melamine milk were hoping to make the next generation of Chinese children fireproof, in case of a war.
I hope the kids in China drinking the Fonterra-owned melamine laced milk  get superpowers like Bernie and I, instead of becoming like Adam. 

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3 Witty Remarks:

matty said...

needs more matt

Eeli said...

Oh my gosh thats truly hilarious. Its always a joy to read your posts because they are pure hysterics. I'm sure Bernie is hailing you with praises for alluding to the power of his 'member' as grand as you have. Poor Adam, i hope this lactosupermine can be degraded by the lactosupermmase in thr ground from this 'hydroelectro-radiatio' stuff. Sounds nasty :P

Btw, Beckett = my wee cockatiel. Gorgeous

Eeli said...

Wow, this is new. I've often been called strange (namely by my brother and friends) but magical? WOW :O :O :O Do you think screaming expeeliamus to my lecturer would expel him towards the door? Because i really really do not want to sit the exams hes writing :P

Statiscal reasons aside give me another to tell you my location :P

I thrift ALOT, I steal NEVER. SO no these two words are not interchangeable. How about couch burning and bon fires?